"We thought this was a given, but let us reiterate: we are huge fans of breastfeeding and are fully aware that a mama’s milk does babies good, but it should not be used as a weapon.
Ohio woman Stephanie Robinette whipped her breast out of her dress on Saturday and started squirting police with her breast milk when they responded to a domestic dispute call her husband made about her. Apparently she had gotten drunk at a wedding and struck him several times before locking herself in a car.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said, "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," which is really giving Robinette the benefit of the doubt. After I throw back a few drinks I usually want to just sing a lot of karaoke. But to each her own.
Fortunately, no injuries were reported, and Robinette has since apologized. "I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family," she said. It sounds like Robinette, a teacher at a charter school, has learned this lesson the hard way."
|I mean she looks pretty classy, so this must have been totally necessary.|
Okay, Okay...I'll admit, I've done it. But only to my husband and only because it was hilarious to watch him process what was happening. But seriously, I would spray a whole lot of people with my boobs before I spray a cop! (The line up as of now is: Hubs, Little dog, a homeless guy, Matt Lauer, then Cop, ..a few down the line..My dad and then Jesus. I only put Jesus after my dad because I don't think dad would approve of me spraying Jesus in the face with breastmilk.)
For real though, glad she's getting help, because Who does that?!