Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Who does that!?

Drunk Woman Shoots Cop with Breastmilk

"We thought this was a given, but let us reiterate: we are huge fans of breastfeeding and are fully aware that a mama’s milk does babies good, but it should not be used as a weapon.
Ohio woman Stephanie Robinette whipped her breast out of her dress on Saturday and started squirting police with her breast milk when they responded to a domestic dispute call her husband made about her. Apparently she had gotten drunk at a wedding and struck him several times before locking herself in a car.
Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said, "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do," which is really giving Robinette the benefit of the doubt. After I throw back a few drinks I usually want to just sing a lot of karaoke. But to each her own.
Fortunately, no injuries were reported, and Robinette has since apologized. "I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family," she said. It sounds like Robinette, a teacher at a charter school, has learned this lesson the hard way."
From Parenting.Com

I mean she looks pretty classy, so this must have been totally necessary.

Okay, Okay...I'll admit, I've done it.  But only to my husband and only because it was hilarious to watch him process what was happening.   But seriously, I would spray a whole lot of people with my boobs before I spray a cop!  (The line up as of now is: Hubs, Little dog,  a homeless guy,  Matt Lauer, then Cop, ..a few down the line..My dad and then Jesus.  I only put Jesus after my dad because I don't think dad would approve of me spraying Jesus in the face with breastmilk.)

For real though, glad she's getting help, because Who does that?!


  1. LOL. Who in the world would ever think to use their boob as a weapon?! Thanks for posting this, I almost fell out of my seat laughing!!

  2. Believe it or not, I heard about this yesterday.

    She looks a tad engorged in her photo.

  3. Earl-Leigh, I laughed so hard when i read this!

    Chrissie, I saw it yesterday too when posted it on FB. So funny. And you know how beer boosts production...haha