I hate you. While I agree that you are useful at sometimes (like telling me I'm not knocked up and...ah, that's it) I'd rather you just weren't here. We had a great thing going, you know, while I was pregnant and pumping my boobs off to feed B, but you just came back a little too soon.
I know I will appreciate you again at some time, but today, the hottest day of the year, I do not. We don't have AC, remember?? And seriously, there isn't a Chinese restaurant open yet, so I need you to just settle yourself down for a few, mkay?
Suck it AF and your friend endometriosis.